First, notice how the cover is split into quadrants. Then, in the upper right-hand quadrant, you’ll notice the letters A L E N, those are the last four letters of the name HALEN, but….
Notice the position of the lead singer’s head. David Lee Roth’s head is centered between the letters L and E, and it’s turned to the side so that his right “eye/I” is showing. So, his right EYE is where the letter I would be in the word A L I EN!
We’ve seen this cover thousands of times since it came out, but for some reason, we never noticed the AL EYE EN.
Why?
Because we were distracted by David Lee Roth’s penis play! He put his microphone where his penis is to pretend the microphone was his dick.
And we all laughed and laughed and laughed, and never even noticed; there was an Alien in the top right quadrant.
That’s what we get for being dumbed down, I guess.
Oh, I almost forgot. Van Alen radiation belt/ Van Halen.
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