June 7, 2024 Edition
Good Morning!
Thank you for visiting Nooz Buffet, and welcome to the June 7, 2024 Edition of Nooz Now!
🚑 So, Pennsylvania Governor, Josh Shapiro, just signed a new law that would ban the use of cell phones while driving. I’m happy about this. Four years ago I was rear-ended while stopped at a red light by a girl in her twenties looking down at dick-pictures on her cell phone. She was so distracted, she never even knew traffic had come to a stop! Good job Pennsylvania!
💲💲 You know, I don’t get this. Not only is President Joe Biden forking over trillions of dollars to Zelenskyy and the Ukraine for their war against Russia, but now he’s apologizing for not delivering in a timely fashion. Think about what it would be like if dick-head Joe reinvested that money back into the American economy. We sure could solve a lot of problems.
💥 I posted a video on the N.B. Facebook page a couple of weeks ago talking about how I reopened my investigation into the JFK assassination, which by the way, is still one of the greatest mysteries in American history. Some new information came my way, and I promised to make a video about it, but I’m going to give you a small sample of what I found. Most of you are probably well aware of the eerie synchronicities and coincidences between the murders of JFK and Abraham Lincoln, but I discovered one I haven’t seen yet.
Abraham Lincoln was killed in 1865, and in 1873, the gold standard was created, which meant silver was worthless, and holders of silver bullion were shit out of luck. JFK was murdered in 1963, and in 1971 the gold standard was no more, which allowed the U.S. dollar to fluctuate with market conditions. There was EXACTLY 8 Years separating the assassinations of both presidents and the change in currency! Did you know there was a professional football player named Lincoln Kennedy?
😷 In an article published on Washington Post’s website, doctors are getting together to talk about unusual cancers that are now emerging after the pandemic. They’re wondering if the pandemic was the cause. I’m not a doctor, but I do know that when you ramp something up to emergency levels and convince people they’re going to drop dead from something, you’re going to cause anxiety, stress, panic, and worry. Again, I’m not a doctor, but there are links between high levels of stress and cancer. Just saying.
🌒 Tonight is the first night of brand-new Moon phase. It will be a crescent barely illuminated in the astrological sign of Cancer. The New Moon was last night in Gemini.
Alright, I’m out! Have a great weekend.
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