I think you’ll laugh at this, I don’t know, I thought it was funny.
When I was at my last book signing for my first book, a customer purchased the book and wanted it signed. I thought she said her name was Mary, so I began to sign it, To Mary..
Then, she stopped me and said, “No! My name is Jenny.”
So, I grabbed a new book and signed it, but for the longest time I was stuck with the book that said, To Mary.
I thought, maybe I’ll meet a Mary and I could give her the book. A year went by and I never met a Mary, but I did meet a Marilyn.
I was so excited. All I had to do was squeeze i and l before the y, but for some strange reason, I wrote “land” after Mary.
Now I was stuck with a book that said, To Maryland!
I decided to send the book to the state of Maryland, and that’s what I did.
Nooz Buffet 