So I went to CVS to drop something off that I eventually had to go back for, and eventually, I did. On my way out, I was walking through the isles, and I noticed there was a woman working there stocking the shelves. She was a fine woman.
She was bending over stocking the lower shelves. Then she stood up to stock the upper shelves. The she bent over again. I was entranced, looking at her as I was walking out of the store.
When I got to the corner, I realized oh shit! I left the store without paying for the water I was now drinking. I said oh let me run back there and pay for it, and I’ll get to see the woman again as well.
I went back and she was now on the register. I apologized and paid for the water. You know, kind of being flirty a little. I smiled, and she smiled back, then I left to go to the gym. I was in a rush.
While I was at the gym I was thinking about her bending over and obviously I had to go back there again to pick something up I dropped off earlier.
When I walked into the store for the third time, Bobby Caldwell was playing on the store radio. “I came back to let you know, I gotta thing for you, etc.” That’s before my time, but the timing couldn’t be more perfect!
I’m like man if this ain’t synchronicity at its finest, I don’t know what is. So I played along. The woman was stocking the shelves again so I casually walked into the next isle across from where she was, and I pretended to be browsing the shelf directly opposite of her. The song was still playing, and I was humming it trying to set the mood and get her to notice me.
I thought maybe she would see me in the other isle looking at her across the shelf, and laugh, maybe connecting the music the fact that I was just in there flirting with her and now I was back again???
Ahhh. She didn’t get it. Whatever, I guess I was the only one feeling it. I don’t know.
Nooz Buffet 