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March 9, 2023

Hello, and welcome to this latest edition of Nooz Now! Today’s date is Thursday, March 9, 2023, and I’m your host, Francis Joseph LaManna.

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A lot of people are unaware of this, but Thursday is a day that carries a certain significance. That’s right, according to Green traditions, Thursday is the day of our Lord, and it’s associated with pine and oak trees. And what about our Lady, some of you might be wondering? Her day is Friday. Friday is dedicated to the Goddess or Lady, and it’s associated with apple and birch trees. Did you know that Donna means Lady, and Don means Lord? Yup. And, Ma Donna means, My Lady.

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For the Pennsylvanians who don’t live on the eastern side of the state, and for those who are out of state or just not familiar with what the Lehigh Valley and Allentown has to offer, I’m going to share. The Civic Theatre, located at 527 North 19th Street in Allentown, PA, has three shows on the card; three more days of Sister Act, Trouble in Mind will be on stage from March 17th to the 26th, and A Little Night of Music is scheduled to begin May 5th.

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Currently, in the Lehigh Valley, it’s 47 degrees and sunny, but we’re supposed to get a wintry mix of snow and rain Friday into Saturday. Speaking of weather, the weather in southern California has been crazy. Two weeks ago half of the southern portion saw 6 inches of rain, while the other half got 6 feet of snow. A recent report from online source, KTLA 5, just posted an update concerning the bodies of 12 people discovered in the mountain communities of San Bernardino county. The deaths were caused by snow fall and community members are now questioning the communication efforts on the part of local leaders and news outlets. Crazy..

🎙Most of us heard something about Curtis Jackson, aka 50 Cent, signing a deal with Fox, but what was that about? In totality, I have no idea, but supposedly, part of the deal has something to do with Jackson and G-Unit’s production of a scripted live-action and animated series. My guess is that he’s writing or producing a show that’s going to air on Fox. This is interesting because initially, I thought he was being hired as a Fox news anchor. LMAO, can you imagine 50 Cent giving us the nightly news!

🐍Ozzie “Glenn” Lawrence is no snake charmer, but he’s a brave man. According to Newsweek, after spending the entire day out, a family in Australia returned home to see a venomous snake chillin’ on their couch. After being shocked by the family, the snake slithered underneath the couch, but was later captured by Ozzie Lawrence. Three cheers for Ozzie! Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie!

🚗How lucky are they? A 43-second clip posted by USA Today online showed two teenagers from Minneapolis, Minnesota trying to escape police. The police were in pursuit of the teens who were allegedly driving a stolen Kia until the car drove off an overpass. Both suffered non-life-threatening injuries.

🛸I feel like we’re getting ever-so close to full disclosure concerning life out in the universe. It just seems like everyday, news is getting published that confirms my suspicions. The latest comes from online publication, Military Times. According to the head of the Pentagon’s unidentified aerial phenomena research office, there’s a strong possibility that extraterrestrial motherships and smaller probes may be visiting planets in our solar system.

Personally, I feel like this is going to be a delicate subject because I think our government has known the answer for a really long time, which means they’ve been telling us lies for a really long time. Now that we’re starting to reach this point where direct contact is occurring frequently, it’s getting hard for the powers that be to hide the truth. How do you release information that’s old to you, but super new to your audience? Carefully is the answer. However this story develops over the next five or ten years is going to be interesting.

🔺According to CNN dot com, a group of scientists just discovered a secret tunnel in the Great Pyramid of Giza. A Geophysicist and Professor at Munich Technical University, Christian Grosse, spearheaded the team.

In Closing: Astrologically, our sun is on the 18th degree of Pisces ♓, and our waning moon tonight is in the astrological sign, Libra ♎. 🌑 A new moon phase will begin on March 21st. The first day of spring is less than two weeks away, March 20th! The latest concerning the Tate brothers, Andrew and Tristian, is that they’ll remain in detention in Romania until the end of March. There are rumors that a Google Earth search reveals a crashed airplane sitting at the bottom of the water in the Bahamas that was owned by Pablo Escobar. I didn’t look yet, but I think I’m going to today!

Alright my friends, have a great evening!

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February 27, 2023 Edition

Wow, so, unbelievably there’s one day left in February! I can’t even believe we’re headed into March already. Despite what I thought, 2023 isn’t a leap year, but that’s okay. I’m not sure if you guys were aware of this, but when it came to precision with numbers, mathematics, and science, the native tribes of Mexico and the America’s were the people to see.

I know, it’s shocking, especially when we consider all the contributions, discoveries, and inventions passed on from the ancients of Egypt and Greece, and of course the Romans, but for some reason, they all struggled with calculating the exact length of a calendar year. I’m not sure if it actually was the Mayans or a civilization before, but one of them knew the answer. Somehow they knew it was necessary for them to add one day to the 365-day year once every four years. That’s how we got our leap year and the precise length of a 365.25 day calendar year.

🌨 This year, it was reported yesterday, actually, that Southern California had over 5 inches of rain in some parts and 6 feet of snow in others. The National Weather Service called this storm one of the strongest ever to hit the area. When a region experiences weather patterns for the first time, it’s important.

👧 Meet Venus Girl, aka 594913 Aylochaxnim. Venus Girl is a large near-earth asteroid that was discovered on the 11th degree of Aquarius on January 4, 2020. It’s the first of its kind having its orbit completely inside that of Venus. Approximately, Aylo has an orbital period of 151 days.

🕓 Let’s turn back the clock and look at this day, 2/27, in history. New Orleans held its first Mardi Gras celebration in 1861, Chile had a massive earthquake in 2010 that measured and 8.8 and killed 500, English physicists, James Chadwick, discovered the Neutron, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was born in 1807, and Chelsea Clinton was born in 1980.

🌍 Live Science dot com just reported the discovery of a Sumerian temple estimated to be 4,500 years old in southeastern Iraq (ancient Girsu).

🏛 Four days ago, R. Kelly received fedtime, a 20-year sentence that could keep him behind bars until he’s 80!

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🤷‍♂️Vice President, Kamala Harris has been pretty much MIA. I don’t think I’ve seen her in the news since Biden took office. When she finally emerges, her speech has to do with comparing Republicans to Alabama State Troopers in the 1960s? C’mon Kamala. (Some people are just stuck) What a shame.

💲Hello? Hello? Gas is over $4 per gallon! Is anyone listening?

🏀Lebron James just scored 56 points in the Laker’s game against the Warriors. James is now the first player in NBA history to have a 50 point + game before turning 21 and after the age of 35!

😮People are a little uncomfortable with Kanye West’s video for his song Eazy featuring The Game. The video shows Kanye kidnapping Kim Kardashian’s new boyfriend Pete Davidson and burying him alive in some deserted location. (You know he’s missing dat ass) Chill Ye.

🏈Baylor’s WR, Tyquan Thornton ran the fastest 40-yard dash in NFL Combine history; a 4.21! Ohio State WR, Chris Olave, ran a 4.26!

NCAA 🏈Well they said it was a possibility, and it happened. Arizona State’s QB, Jayden Daniels transferred to LSU. (I know Herm Edwards is pissed, he has to be!)

♓Tonight, as we speak, the sun 🌞 is resting on the 16th degree of Pisces, and the moon🌔 is on the 9th degree of Taurus ♉. Mars and Venus are STILL together in conjunction! They’re both on the 0 degree of Aquarius moving into the 4th house of roots and family. Wow, if ever there was a time to meet someone special-now is the time! A relationship written in the stars.

🌤I don’t know what the weather was like in your part of the country, but Pennsylvania had a spring time teaser today. Tomorrow, temperatures will reach the 70s.

Alright everyone, have a wonderful evening, and a blessed return to your work week.

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